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You suck at Halo. It's not your fault: Halo is difficult. But this means it's difficult to earn the various Challenges and Achievements Bungie/343i have dangled just in front of your face. Until now.

We here at the TSD Hustlin' Crew make it our one goal in life to help you, the Average Joe, get those credits and get those gamer points you deserve. We offer a variety of services for extremely reasonable prices, so now there's literally no excuse for you to not have that challenge or achievement all your friends have!

What services do you offer?

Glad you asked!

  • 1 Daily Challenge: $5
  • 1 Weekly Challenge: $10
  • 1 Achievement: $25
  • 1 Game with Tex/CortanaVII: $30
  • 1 Game with Infinite Se7en: $2
  • Onyx Arena Rating: $40
  • Make 1 person of your choice mad: $15
  • Bring Cody Miller back to the HBO Forum: $100

How does this work?

It's easy! Just send an email to hustlin@teamschoolyd.org with the following information:

  1. Your Xbox Live Gamertag
  2. Your contact information (email, IM, etc)
  3. Which services you require of the Crew

After that, your request will be handled by a TSD Certified Hustler who will contact you regarding proceedings and payment.

Notes

  1. You aren't paying for the achievements/challenges, you're paying for the opportunity to bask in Schooly D's presence (note that Schooly may not actually be helping you)
  2. Orders over $100 receive a FREE Team Schooly D t-shirt of your choosing! (offer not valid in Mexico, Canada, Lebanon, or Detroit)

Testimonials

"I used to pay $30 to [censored] to make my enemies mad. Schooly D made them twice as mad, for half the price!"
- CreamyJefferson

"A man could live three lifetimes, and it would not equal one day spent living vicariously through TSD"
- Wuis Lou

"I don't know if you noticed, but at the end I said some of the typical traits don't apply to you that strongly. That came from deleting a line about constantly using armor lock-- with "(guilty)", as in "I'm guilty", after it-- when I realized you don't do that. Failing to get headshots is another trait that doesn't apply that strongly, and I noted two that don't apply at all. There's nothing wrong with having a different playing style-- yours isn't that "different" though, which brings me to the thing that bugs me. People like to use this stereotype, this straw-man, in attacking certain things, and they usually have a valid point or two (along with seething rage and an invalid point or two), so I usually counter that with the argument no one is really like that-- it's striking how you fit into this mold people use to bash a certain type of player, and I can see how they would find certain traits exasperating, like the praise of spray-n-pray over weapons that require real aiming because it's enjoyable spewing lead everywhere, or complaining about how difficult it is to use the pistol."
- General Vagueness